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laying in bed for the rest of my life cuz too scared to deal with responsibilities

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i mean really in the end what is a butt dial if not a booty call

my party trick is rapidly making people hate me

people that are hot: everyone but me
people that are not hot: me

Jess boosted

If intelligent design was truly real we’d all be furries

Jess boosted

@jess See, this is what glob patterns were invented for.

Jess boosted

Hate Fedilab? 

shitpost, meme, ec 

god, i dont deserve lily. theyre so perfect :blobcatheart:

alc, lewd 

kink ment 

alc, horny 

Jess boosted

when i find myself in times of trouble
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom:

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@jess I don't have enough time to keep adding to it...

Or the storage space 🤔

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