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@goat i love you so much

even if you are a creature of chaos

you sleep ontop of radiation and your tummy will forever be filled with radiation

Me, a caring mother: Oh look, the last fissile nuclear material in the house, I'll save it for the kids, they love nuclear fission.

My slob husband, an all-around rat bastard, a turd of a man whom God has seen fit to punish me with: Oh look, the last fissile nuclear material in the house. I'll use it as a special treat in my daily smoothie.

having to explain to my wife that keeping a server under the bed and keeping a nuclear reactor under the bed are two very different situations

when you hit the SCRAM button on the reactor in Goat's house all that happens is a path to the nearest exit of the building lights up

Hellsite + Octodon both shut down by the feds for building reactors

@goat we should all be free to work on our local massive fusor. its queerphobia and neuroatypicophobia that we dont have one or need a 'degree' and be one of the lucky few or some fascist shit like that

getting tankiefied bcs my wife won't let me build a fusor in our room

THE ONLY WAY TO ACHIEVE COMMUNICATION WITH GOD IS HIGH DOSES OF RADIATION EVERYONE KNOWS THIS

@goat scientists literally only want one thing (measuring cup) and it's disgusting

i literally cant wait until kim has to come on here and tell everyone that hellsits going down bcs my shit got siezed after i finished my reactor

if radiation was truly dangerous they wouldn't know about it, because nobody would go near it because it's dangerous

YOU CANT GET RADIATION FROM A FUSOR THATS A FACT IT FUSES THE RADATITON AWAY FROM YOU DUH, NOW LETS MAKE OUT INFRONT OF THE PLASMA STAR

@starwall @goat @CobaltVelvet people who are spotted in the united nations usually don't get to say this btw fyi jsyk

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Hellsite.site is a small mastodon instance focused on community, tech, hacking and leftist views as well as being fierce rivals with notbird.site. We run a custom fork of the mastodon code called Goatstodon that runs some slight improvements. Come for the shitposting, stay for the infinite polls!