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legally changing my name to Kimothy Siddon

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imagine if dril had posted "im tanky" instead. the fate of the world would have been altered forever

Just cloning some other philosopher or idk some bs site and having all the links redirect to the home page. So there's a web presence for Edward besides mastodon posts

Thinking about buying edwardsiddon.info

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SORRY EVERYONE HELLSITE CRASHED IM REALLY HIGH

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"we have 300 dollars from Deadpool420, he says 'Sophie please don't leave, we can make this work'"
three minutes of silence
"Uhh, this trick is called a bomb clip, we use a bomb to clip through the wall-"
the speedrunner is cut off mid-sentence by
"We have 20 dollars from Magikarp, who says "Magikarp"

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Call me Clair de lune because I got de bussy

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Hellsite

Hellsite.site is a small mastodon instance focused on community, tech, hacking and leftist views as well as being fierce rivals with notbird.site. We run a custom fork of the mastodon code called Goatstodon that runs some slight improvements. Come for the shitposting, stay for the infinite polls!