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Sometimes I'm confused when people say things I'm not expecting bcs I'm so used to preparing my script in my head. Like can some people just say things? Without planning?

Eugen, my changes, they're legendary, they're beautiful.

I hate when people in shops don't say like, thanks at the end of the transaction because half the time I'm expecting that as like, the end of the conversation and I won't register that I can leave until they've said that.

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I love modded Minecraft. I made a windmill that automatically grows, harvests and cooks bread! It's the future! I have 5 double chests of bread!

Half way through the Culture Series already and I know I'm gunna be sad when I'm finished

Naming my computer like the Culture names GSV's

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i like using a trackpad because it feels like iโ€™m giving my computer a palm reading

One day someone will invite me on their podcast and I'll decline sadly because I hate my fucking voice

Overtaking my friend's car on the autobahn, windows down blasting Vengabus so they could hear was probably the highlight of the road trip back from camp

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@goat in that case a podcast is a read-only phone call

I'm always online 24/7 and yet I don't know what a PodCast is. Bitch

Hyperlink asking me if I know what a podcast is. Motherfucker thinks I'm raised in a cave?

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