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Pee Pee VS Poo Poo

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@goat In 100 years, when Mastodon is long dead, I will get a notification in my subconcious vision after death:

A poll you voted in has ended.

@goat who gave you the power to make polls that are active for 100 years

@starwall The only reason I run my own instance is to do shit like this

@goat My God, you actually did it...a 100 year poll! You'll be dead before this ends, most likely.

@goat the year is 2119 the pee pee pop poo wars are escalating.
Our glorious leader, goat, has initiated the 4th age of shitposting

@goat why only these two and not "p眉眉 p眉眉" and "p枚枚 p枚枚"?

@luna @goat p莎莎p艙艙p酶酶

(also isn't '膿' just often a long or emphasised 'e'? at least that's how it's used in latin textbooks)

@goat NOBODY VOTE ANYMORE THE POLL IS OVER THIS IS THE CONCLUSION END OF STORY

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