Pee Pee VS Poo Poo
@goat In 100 years, when Mastodon is long dead, I will get a notification in my subconcious vision after death:
A poll you voted in has ended.
@goat you have such power, i tremble
@goat who gave you the power to make polls that are active for 100 years
@starwall I did it to myself
@goat second question: why
@starwall Why the fuck not?
@starwall The only reason I run my own instance is to do shit like this
@goat My God, you actually did it...a 100 year poll! You'll be dead before this ends, most likely.
@goat Isn't it interesting that people prefer Pee Pee?
@goat hi, great grandkids
@goat the year is 2119 the pee pee pop poo wars are escalating.
Our glorious leader, goat, has initiated the 4th age of shitposting
@goat all poo poo votes are not valid tbqh, don't @ me
@goat You are a maniac. I love it.
@goat dawn of justice
@goat im disgusted also what the fuck
@calm Welcome to the Hell Site
@goat how many years is that,
@calm A tad under 100 years
@goat your descendant will be so confused
Hellsite.site is a small mastodon instance focused on community, tech, hacking and leftist views as well as being fierce rivals with notbird.site. We run a custom fork of the mastodon code called Goatstodon that runs some slight improvements. Come for the shitposting, stay for the infinite polls!