Pee Pee VS Poo Poo

@goat In 100 years, when Mastodon is long dead, I will get a notification in my subconcious vision after death:

A poll you voted in has ended.

@goat who gave you the power to make polls that are active for 100 years

@starwall The only reason I run my own instance is to do shit like this

@goat My God, you actually did it...a 100 year poll! You'll be dead before this ends, most likely.

@goat the year is 2119 the pee pee pop poo wars are escalating.
Our glorious leader, goat, has initiated the 4th age of shitposting

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Hellsite is a small mastodon instance focused on community, tech, hacking and leftist views as well as being fierce rivals with We run a custom fork of the mastodon code called Goatstodon that runs some slight improvements. Come for the shitposting, stay for the infinite polls!