the anarchist commune of mastadonia collapses 20 minutes after its founding after someone says "swamp ass" and the whole town descends into chaos


two factions emerge, pro-swamp-ass and anti-swamp-ass. The anti-swampers with a strong ML streak, seize the farm while the sunbeam squad who are clearly pro-swampers, take over the sleeping quarters.

those who sit on the fence on swamp ass are executed in the main square.

I cannot sit on the fence, due to my debilitating swamp ass

@goat uwu execute me pwease. ooo! make it a guillotine!

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