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"Welcome to the Emoji-Bowl Test Round!" - Emojibowl (2019)

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The Walkaway Wiki (Or Walka.wiki) is inspired by the Book Walkaway and focuses on sustainable, communal living and practices relating to those ideals. Right now, We're just starting and need more contributors! Please feel free to read our wiki and add to it!

walka.wiki/index.php?title=Mai

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EUGEN! LOOK OUT! NON-FOSS SOFTWARE IS COMING! OH NO! HE CAN'T HEAR US, HE HAS AIRPODS IN!

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Hacking a Roomba so it can give me blowjobs

Did you see garfield did a thread on how Stalin is actually a pet

Downloading shocking furry porn on my government computer to trigger a supreme court case so controversial that they'll never have time to hear an abortion case and overturn Roe v. Wade. It's called direct action sweetie.



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really worried that kin toot is gunna get people in my mentions lol

I don't understand kin and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

I'm Cowboy Jeff and I'm here to tell you commiting tax fraud is a big howdy from me!

Channelling a small cowboy inside me when I get excited

OH FUCK ITS A BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY YEEHAW IM GUNNA GET FUCKED UP FOLKS

It's 4:50 on a friday. im leaving as soon as it hits 5

Assbot is my lewd and weird side. forest is the calm chill side. together i am goat

Thesis: Assbot
Antithesis: ForestBot
Synthesis: Me

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