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What the fuck?! Is Queen Elizabeth the 2nd really a cum slut

I heard Ass Dan and John McAfee had sex! Turns out they're both subs!

I knew Walt Disney was a switch! The bot told me!

I heard Peter Andre and that one reply guy had sex! Turns out they're both bitchs!

I heard Elon Musk and Hamlet had sex! Turns out they're both Masters!

Otto Von Bismark and Plato sitting in a tree!

Did you see garfield did a thread on how Elton John is actually a guilty sub

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If you think your admin is a massive pillow princess, you're not valid

I knew Aristotle was a dirty exhibitonist! The bot told me!

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I heard Elon Musk and Elton John had sex! Turns out they're both Masters!

Marie Curie is a buttery pet. And that's valid!

George Bush joined your admin's polycule!

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Hellsite

Hellsite.site is a small mastodon instance focused on community, tech, hacking and leftist views as well as being fierce rivals with notbird.site. We run a custom fork of the mastodon code called Goatstodon that runs some slight improvements. Come for the shitposting, stay for the infinite polls!