Is anybody about in Brighton today or tomorrow? I'm free until like 4pm and I'd love to meet up with peeps :o

You know how The New Testament time skips from Jesus’s childhood to when he’s about thirty-three?

That’s Jesus: Shippuden.

It's your real birthday...

BUT NO ONE BELIVES YOU

BLACK MIRROR!?!

My gf got married,, I'm living with her wife

This is the best

I heard @grufwub and @grufwub had sex! Turns out they're both tops!

New bit character idea: Dickhead Terry. he's the guy who works in the cubicle three down from yours and god he is just the worst

Counting up my Theyfriend's change that They've been collecting without thinking about it for almost a decade makes me realise that I should probably start saving up my change as well

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