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haha, I know we all like to have a laugh here at mastodon dot com, but if I may get real for a second here folks. while you're sitting there with your gay pride, there's one type of person who can't, a noble and oppressed people who always have to ask "but what about me?" only to be trodden down by their queer oppressors constantly beating them down when they try to speak up. we all know one of them, and I think it's time we acknowledge them. I'm of course talking about the brave, proud and important cis gendered white heterosexual male aged 18-35. this one goes out to you bud 😔 ✊

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3 things I have never had or been on masto'don dot com:
thirsty
horny
had a crush

EVER

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@CornishRepublicanArmy any and all fornication is reserved to those with a fornication license and only within the boundaries of fornicating hours. Any type of deviant fornication is banned or requires an extra fornication license which can be purchased like cable TV packages

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@CornishRepublicanArmy sorry for the overused joke guv but have you got your lewdity loicence

Good morning to my crushes. And an eventual good morning to the rest of you

The year is 2027. Lord Protector Boris I has just passed an imperial order stating ANY nudity inprivate may only be done by those with the requesite nudity licence

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sitting around learning about Joan of the Arc for the first time and slowly coming to the realization that absolutely everybody in medieval Europe was completely batshit

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Cat postings will continue until morale improves

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eupol, anarchism Show more

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some pokedex entries really be like
"this pokemon is very playful and loves being with humans! :)" while other ones are like
"if you go outside alone on nights this pokemon is out, you will fucking die, it will tear you limb from limb"

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@djmoch why install CCTV cameras all over the place when all your citizens will happily do it for you?

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the times I know a whole sentence are the best. learning languages is fun, and it really shows progress when you can just hear a natural fluent sentence and understand it!

about 20% of watching anime for me is being like "I KNOW THAT WORD, THEY SAID A WORD I KNOW IN JAPANESE :ablobcatbongo: "

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@CornishRepublicanArmy i knew i was right to call jeffrey's "poke mans" a cartoon!

so sorry neckbeard on /a/, you really ARE just watching cartoons

interesting thing about the word anime is it's just a loan word that went into Japanese, the word animation which becomes アニマシオン. it was then contracted to アニマ and translated back into English literally as anime. it just means cartoons in Japan, unlike here where anime distinctly Japanese animation and not the wider medium

I should sleep... but I wanna watch more anime

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