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I slap my ass, I slap my thighs
Tonight's the night the burger king dies!

PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE! EY
COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN! EY
*does a little dance, falls over, and covers the floor in a thin layer of coke dust*

You say you’re a squirrel with a comically large ear of corn, and it’s blood in the god damn water on Mastodon

My dumb ass though that this would add mastodon as an ID on my keybase

keybase.io/azidohazard

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What *NIX camp are you in? Hopefully this will be big so please boost so we can get as many votes as possible

Sometimes when I see @primes 's posts, I just think I'm gonna remember this for no particular reason.

Current mood: i'm gonna stop smoking asap. How you migt ask? I'm only gonna smoke the half smoked shit I find in parking lots and stuff. Nothing is more punk than raising the one finger salute to corporations that make a profit off of addiction

*rides in on a skateboard* welcome to federated social networking, kiddo *does an ollie* blocking people on other instances doesn't work all the time *sick kick flip* every now and then a weird guy will download and publish everything you've ever posted in the supposed interest of preservation *loop de loop* you can't block entire instances from seeing your posts *triple jump* the debate about whether or not racial slurs are okay and should be protected by corporations and admins is an actual thing here and it's always burning like a coal mine fire *180 spin* someone says something cataclysmically horrible every two days or so, sparking a week long discussion where you get to see your friends giving horrifyingly bad opinions *lands flawlessly* and best of all? there's a disturbingly high amount of sexually abusive people

Tumblr comedy scratches a specific itch I have for absurdist and surreal humour that I just can't get anywhere else

girl you gotta let me know
duckduckstay or duckduckgo

You know you've got an anger problem when you can't function without those chill lofi beats

get kasia a boyfriend. reasons to date kasia:

-good
-small shell collection
-wigglin
-???
-nice

thank

youtube just recommended me a video called "iconic vines recreated in animal crossing" and we need to go back cancel the internet its too much

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Hellsite

Hellsite.site is a small mastodon instance focused on community, tech, hacking and leftist views as well as being fierce rivals with notbird.site. We run a custom fork of the mastodon code called Goatstodon that runs some slight improvements. Come for the shitposting, stay for the infinite polls!